this gif is my fucking favorite thing in the world, the way Misha turns around expecting a normal sized human
Why is there a moose in my space
expecting a normal sized human
You’re A Hazard, Harry
i laughed way too fucking hard this . and i dont even like harry potter.
you don’t… like…
"If you’re part of the problem, consider being a good person."
Never seen anything more accurate on the topic.
This should be everywhere
Da fuck I need this for #pulloutgamestrong
did i just read that right
sounds like somebody is gonna have a baby or an std or both
this was her last concert
rest in peace my beautiful angel
one of my kittens died tonight, it was a runt and very tiny… im heart borken
1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.
2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.
3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.
4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.
5. Fart when you have to.
6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!
7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats."